#OutofOfficeQuotes 56: "...A couple of kernels of sweetcorn stick to the underside"
Back to Black still plays in the background but it’s drowned out by the white noise in Hook’s head. He jumps up, unzips his pants and slaps his semi on his plate: the coke has made it shrink and there’s barely room for a couple of kernels of sweetcorn to stick to the underside.
“Let’s have an orgy!”
Jack’s expression changes to one of disgust; Monica looks ready to pop, an angry balloon; Maya puts a hand over her mouth in mock horror, though her eyes are smiling. Hook pulls his cock in and slumps, reaching for his wine like a drowning man.
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