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Mark Liam Piggott

#OutofOfficeQuotes 100: "In the end the energy dissipates and there's nothing left..."

Jun 9, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 100: "In the end the energy dissipates and there's nothing left..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 99: "There's hardly any pub folk left. I should open a halal burger bar, I'd be l

Jun 8, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 99: "There's hardly any pub folk left. I should open a halal burger bar, I'd be l

#OutofOfficeQuotes 98: "I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're Muslim..."

Jun 7, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 98: "I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're Muslim..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 97: "How many gaps are there in his knowledge?"

Jun 6, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 97: "How many gaps are there in his knowledge?"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 96: "Van Gogh looks back with melancholy airs from beneath his back-sweep..."

Jun 5, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 96: "Van Gogh looks back with melancholy airs from beneath his back-sweep..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 95: "Council staff are among the lucky few whose passes allow access into the sub

Jun 4, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 95: "Council staff are among the lucky few whose passes allow access into the sub

#OutofOfficeQuotes 94: "Smoking? I just didn't think it suited me." "t does," says Hook

Jun 3, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 94: "Smoking? I just didn't think it suited me." "t does," says Hook

#OutofOfficeQuotes 93: "Has the world gone crazy, or is it me?"

Jun 2, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 93: "Has the world gone crazy, or is it me?"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 92: "There will be no secrets anymore..."

Jun 1, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 92: "There will be no secrets anymore..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 91: "...Hook discovers he might be able to face a beer..."

May 31, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 91: "...Hook discovers he might be able to face a beer..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 90: "Hook calculates the number of spins behind him and those still ahead..."

May 30, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 90: "Hook calculates the number of spins behind him and those still ahead..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 89: "It doesn't matter where he's headed, where he ends up..."

May 29, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 89: "It doesn't matter where he's headed, where he ends up..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 88: "More graffiti: swastikas, anti-Jewish slogans and other signs he can't place

May 28, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 88: "More graffiti: swastikas, anti-Jewish slogans and other signs he can't place

#OutofOfficeQuotes 87: "He resented Rushdie and Van Gogh and Jyllands-Posten for causing such a fuss

May 27, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 87: "He resented Rushdie and Van Gogh and Jyllands-Posten for causing such a fuss

#OutofOfficeQuotes 86: "Hook smiles and so does she, from within her Hijab"

May 26, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 86: "Hook smiles and so does she, from within her Hijab"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 85: "How's Mrs Schneider?" "Still dead, thanks for asking"

May 25, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 85: "How's Mrs Schneider?" "Still dead, thanks for asking"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 84: To Hook there's something depressing about captive fish...

May 24, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 84: To Hook there's something depressing about captive fish...

#OutofOfficeQuotes 83: 'The honeymoon never ends'? It never really started: they went to Clacton...

May 23, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 83: 'The honeymoon never ends'? It never really started: they went to Clacton...

#OutofOfficeQuotes 82: "Suddenly he finds the burqa intolerably oppressive"

May 22, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 82: "Suddenly he finds the burqa intolerably oppressive"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 81: "Washing away the blood he sees on his left hand small diamond-shaped dots on

May 21, 2021

#OutofOfficeQuotes 81: "Washing away the blood he sees on his left hand small diamond-shaped dots on

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