#OutofOfficeQuotes 100: "In the end the energy dissipates and there's nothing left..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 99: "There's hardly any pub folk left. I should open a halal burger bar, I'd be l
#OutofOfficeQuotes 98: "I don't care if you're black, I don't care if you're Muslim..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 97: "How many gaps are there in his knowledge?"
#OutofOfficeQuotes 96: "Van Gogh looks back with melancholy airs from beneath his back-sweep..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 95: "Council staff are among the lucky few whose passes allow access into the sub
#OutofOfficeQuotes 94: "Smoking? I just didn't think it suited me." "t does," says Hook
#OutofOfficeQuotes 93: "Has the world gone crazy, or is it me?"
#OutofOfficeQuotes 92: "There will be no secrets anymore..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 91: "...Hook discovers he might be able to face a beer..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 90: "Hook calculates the number of spins behind him and those still ahead..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 89: "It doesn't matter where he's headed, where he ends up..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 88: "More graffiti: swastikas, anti-Jewish slogans and other signs he can't place
#OutofOfficeQuotes 87: "He resented Rushdie and Van Gogh and Jyllands-Posten for causing such a fuss
#OutofOfficeQuotes 86: "Hook smiles and so does she, from within her Hijab"
#OutofOfficeQuotes 85: "How's Mrs Schneider?" "Still dead, thanks for asking"
#OutofOfficeQuotes 84: To Hook there's something depressing about captive fish...
#OutofOfficeQuotes 83: 'The honeymoon never ends'? It never really started: they went to Clacton...
#OutofOfficeQuotes 82: "Suddenly he finds the burqa intolerably oppressive"
#OutofOfficeQuotes 81: "Washing away the blood he sees on his left hand small diamond-shaped dots on
