My latest HuffPost: How Do I Tell My Children Their Dad's A Big Fat Loser?

On Tuesday, as I’m inspecting my navel (see past and indeed future blogs), out of the blue I get a call from the head of HR at the company that has been my main employer for almost four years.

“Hello Mark, we’re having to make a few savings by cutting back on freelance reporters at the moment so we won’t be requiring your help anymore. We’ll pay you for your next four shifts but you won’t be expected to work them...”

Read my latest HuffPost right here...y the way you can read 100 extracts from my new comic novel, KIDOLOGY, by typing this into Twitter:

for listening folks!