Mustn't grumble (schadenfreude is the new black)

Is modern life rubbish? Things getting you down? You aren't alone. Luckily, schadenfreude is rarely out of fashion, and what better way to cheer yourself up than by reading about the dismal dates, beastly bedsits and medical traumas of your fellow humans?

Read the first "mustn't grumble" column (devised and written by yours truly) at the link below. Think you can do better? Send your contribution to Home Defence and let's see who comes out on top. Or bottom, I suppose...

www.homedefenceuk.com/lifestyle_grumble1.html