#KidologyQuotes 70: He settled on "Come Dine With Me": cage-fighting for the chatterati

#KidologyQuotes 70:

He flipped through the PPV menu, hoping to find something “interesting”, but couldn’t face lying to the clerk next morning about how he’d honestly thought “Bridesmaids” was a porn flick rather than the Kristen Wiig abomination. He settled on “Come Dine With Me”: cage-fighting for the chatterati. Jim had never actually liked hotels: they seemed like a great idea until the minute you closed your door and lay on the bed and realised it was costing you a mint - for a mint...

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