Race for the title: who will take the Premiership Crown?

As the political season draws to a close, the outcome of the most exciting race for the title in decades has the nation holding its collective head. (surely “breath”? - ed)

Will the nation’s champions be the Reds of Man-U-Labour for a historic fourth time in a row, led by a dour, grumpy Scotsman who occasionally gets his sums wrong, and whose nose seems to get longer by the day? (surely “redder”? – ed)

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