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#OutofOfficeQuotes 83: 'The honeymoon never ends'? It never really started: they went to Clacton...
Hook shifts on his knees as pins and needles spread north. ‘The honeymoon never ends’? It never really started: they went to Clacton. With a shudder Hook goes in search of beer. Ken and Deirdre bob joylessly in their fetid waste but rather than deal with their situation he takes a beer from the fridge and turns on the TV in the living room; both words seem over-stated. Hook hopes watching cricket will take his mind off sex and all these complications; but it’s so boring he turns on the laptop and looks at looner porn.
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