#OutofOfficeQuotes 64: "Hook can't watch Sky football without imagining himself on a blind date with

#OutofOfficeQuotes 64:

The bedroom TV is showing Soccer AM: all those middle-class actors pretending to be street kids make him puke. It gives him the same feeling as when he hears swing music on car ads: a vision of anti-PC middle-class boys smoking cigars. Hook can’t watch Sky football without imagining himself on a blind date with Andy Gray, those piercing Caledonian eyes burning right through him over the candle-lit table, that sinister smile contorted with barely-concealed lust...