#OutofOfficeQuotes 28: "I have a very keen sense of schadenfreude..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 28:

“I sometimes think if we’d never met, fucked, got married, we’d have been better people.”

“You’re saying you think it would have been better if we’d never met?”

“I didn’t say that –”

“But how else could I hear it? If we’d each been better there would have been more... good in the world. That our sum is less than our parts.”

“Chris, you are so damn insensitive.”

“That’s not true!” Hook tries to lighten the mood. “I have a very keen sense of schadenfreude.”