#OutofOfficeQuotes 20: "...Even the Witnesses refuse to come in when he's home alone"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 20:

“Hook decides if he had to choose he’d be Jewish for the humour, Muslim for the food, Catholic for the booze and Buddhist for the peace and quiet. Not that anyone’s asked him to convert to their cause lately – even the Witnesses refuse to come in when he’s home alone.”