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#MilitantFactionsQuotes 67: "I'll kick you so hard in the testes you'll need an operation!"
Luckily the next watering hole we stumble upon is Holloway’s finest, the Litten Tree, aka the Happy Slapper. Some six-year-old mistakes my nervous twitch (damn insect) for a propositional wink and glasses my shin. This would be painful enough, but he’s broadcasting the scene to a bloodthirsty multiverse via satellite on his Balamory mobile. I wall him up.
“I’ll kick you so hard in the testes you’ll need an operation!”
-From "Hatful of Holloway", published in the "Down the Angel and Up Holloway" anthology (Pulp Books 2006), and one of the stories in Mark Piggott's fiction/non-fiction collection "Militant Factions" available in paperback or Kindle from Amazon.