#KidologyQuotes 99:
Once Charlie had gone to stay with his boyfriend - who Jim vaguely recalled mugging for his iPhone - Doctor L returned with his colleague, Doctor Derinyanagala Obeyesekera Yzelman Obeysekere Uhlenbeck Lantsknegt Oostdyk Vethanayagam Eyhianghert Gnanapragasam Oppenheimer D’Silva Manuelpillai Outschoorn Rupesinghe Ekanayake Thurainayagam Hazelmyer Abeyasinghe Nanayakkara, Abeygunawardena Segarajasekaram Muttukumara Uys Chinnathamby Hasselmeyer Abeyrathna Somasunderam, Oppenheimer Rajaratnam Leembruggen Engelbrecht Singarayar Sinnappu Thambiappah Hettiarachige Abeyratne Nieuwenhoven, Young Oehlers Underwood Ranatunga Frothinggash Abeysinghe Manuelpillai Ilangakoon Liesching Yaramak? Weerasooriya Habekost Innasipillai Canagasabey Holdenbottel Eberhardie Vedanayagam Ekanayake Romuelpillai Yunyakattay Ondaatje Urghur Coomaraswamy Hoevenaar Overbeek Sembukuttiavatchige Ephraums Yucatan Overlunde Unsworth Vaniasingham Eksteen Savundranayagam Heydelberg Overschie Wanigasekera Nathanielsz Thambinayagam Harmensz Abeysundera Thuraisingham Ebert Vaithipillai Edema Navaratnam Illesinghe Ferdinando Goonewardene Ohlmus Dassenaike Edirisinghe Xavier Ingleton Samarasinghe Thambiappah Swampillai, Samaranayake Herscher Erfzon Ingram Saravanamuttu Irving Ramanathan Ramalingam Elsevier Lobendahn Emans Velupillai Abeysundere Navarednam Thambimuttu-Arratoonian Nicholapillai Dharmaratne Thiruchelvam Hollingsworth Ullswater Sinnathurai Panditharatne Oorloff Isaacs Neubrouner Thiruchelvar Landsberger Eayrs Santhiagupillai Soobramanian. Cowlinge Oorloff Nalliah Gunesekera Rajanayagam Abhayaratne Theophilus Unicorn Ludovici Amarasekera Thuraiaiyah Ingmar Oswald Neydorff Sinthiagupillaik.
Jim smiled indulgently.
"Would you be Sri Lankan too, by any chance?"
Doctor S - tall, spindly, black-haired, clean-shaven - was furious.
"Oho! So you assume, simple because I have a name your Western tongue finds difficult to pronounce, that I must be a Sri Lankan! Racist!"
Jim was taken aback.
"Oh, I am sorry - are you.. I dunno - Indian? Myanmarese?"
The doctor wobbled his head.
"Actually I AM from Sri Lanka. Nevertheless. I do not appreciate your imperialist assumption. My father was a Marxist, you know. Hence the name. If you take all first letters you are presented with ineluctable proof of god's non-existence."
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