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#KidologyQuotes 90: Jim surmised this would be an inopportune moment to scratch his nuts

Updated: Dec 15, 2023


The head’s eyes searched his face, dwelling in particular on his two bloodshot eyes, one of which was deep purple. Jim surmised this would be an inopportune moment to scratch his nuts.

Finally the head cleared her throat: Jim noted that her breasts rippled beneath her shimmering blouse, and noted the fact she’d noticed his glance. He coloured radically. Finally she sighed, re-directing her energy to Ingrid.

"Look, we know Sian is um - special."

Ingrid swallowed.

"Special?"

"She has - special needs, if you like..."

Jim and Ingrid swapped glances. “Special needs”: two words about as welcome to a parent as “concept album” to a music lover, “friendly international” to a football fan, “Piers Morgan” to anyone.



 

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