#KidologyQuotes 86:
The man in the pet shop had assured them the cute little kitten was a boy so Jim named him Cato, because he was like the racially stereotyped bloke off the Pink Panther films, always waiting to attack when you least expected it. He’d lost count of the number of times in the throes of passion Cato had used his bottom as a trampoline; if he’d been with Ingrid it could have been quite embarrassing. Then, shortly after she gave birth to a load of hairless mewling jellybeans, which had clogged up the U-bend for days, he'd realised she was a girl and re-named her Katona - as in, hot tin roof.
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