#KidologyQuotes 8: A headache loomed...

#KidologyQuotes 8: A headache loomed, almost as intense as the one that had materialised when he'd tried to order MSG-free chow mein, over a failing Motorola, with a dodgy signal, in French, to an apparently deaf and imbecilic Chinaman, with a two-year-old sticking excrement-coated fingers in his eyes, while driving an ancient back-to-front Daewoo, uninsured, the wrong way up a duel carriageway with a twenty-wheel Scania up his arse.

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