#KidologyQuotes 73: Being locked up would be almost as disappointing as discovering Sian wiping her

#KidologyQuotes 73:

Being locked up in Pentonville would also be disappointing: almost as disappointing as discovering Sian, aged five, wiping her bottom on his face flannel and, when challenged, explaining that she’d always done that when her bum itched.

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