#KidologyQuotes 72: What if she came out dressed as Daenerys Targaryen and made him put on the Dothr

#KidologyQuotes 72:

Ingrid was taking her time: what in god’s name was she doing in there? What had she bought for the occasion? Embarrassed, he recalled his reaction to the peignoir in France. Maybe she’d bought something racy: stockings, or even - oh God, what if she emerged in uniform? How embarrassing would that be, his FLP dressed as a nurse or a maid, in scratchy nylon and underwear that would maim her – and possibly him – for life? What if she came out dressed as Daenerys Targaryen and made him put on the Dothraki number again?

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