#KidologyQuotes 71: In trooped the students: the Group of Death, again

#KidologyQuotes 71:

In trooped the students: the Group of Death, again. Most of them looked ripped to the tits on laughing gas. A few weeks ago an email had been sent round warning students about “damaging cars, urinating/defecating in the streets or being abusive to anyone who challenges this behaviour”; the union bar most nights resembled a cross between a Millwall-Cardiff cup tie and the first twenty minutes of “Saving Private Ryan”. After attending consent classes, many had also signed an abstinence pledge; local abortion clinics were doing a roaring trade.

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