#KidologyQuotes 65: His arse had apparently become host to a particularly aggressive army of fire-an
Pushing his specs up his nose, Jim left the staffroom and began walking down the corridor. Only when he reached the fire door did he remember he'd left his Cupasoup box in the staffroom. Oh well, never mind: he’d go to the pub for his lunch, after popping to the chemist for some Anusol. His arse had apparently become host to a particularly aggressive army of fire-ants.
Jim checked his wallet: boracic. And he hadn't yet got himself a gun.