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#KidologyQuotes 62: Jim had never been fond of Marmite.

#KidologyQuotes 62:

One night, drunk, they'd agreed to each live out their most secret fantasy. Ingrid asked what he’d like to do in bed; Jim suggested bottom fun. (He'd then had to make clear he'd be the giver). Incredibly, she'd agreed. Jim asked Ingrid what she wanted: she suggested something called "food fun". Unfortunately, the only suitable food to hand was a jar of Marmite, which Ingrid had provocatively smeared all over her bottom.

Jim had never been fond of Marmite.

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