#KidologyQuotes 55: His mother's impending demise would give Jim time to think about his Project

#KidologyQuotes 55:

Also on the plus side, which was already listing furiously, his mother's impending demise would give Jim time to think about his Project (whatever it was) and spend time with the children (as soon as he could manage it) and hang around art galleries in the forlorn hope of meeting someone who didn't read Harry Potter, had no idea how to load a dish-washer, and whose idea of a leg-over didn’t involve a quickie after GBBO and three Merlots.

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