#KidologyQuotes 45: His favourite sexual fantasy: his partner. How dull was he?

#KidologyQuotes 45:

Ingrid had Expectations, he knew the signs: she’d made a cup of tea, their little pre-coital ritual. Jim's traumatised todger refused to rise; he tried to conjure visions to see him through. As he flicked through his "unfeasible scenarios" database – Christina Hendricks as a traffic warden, Daenerys Targaryen as an Ofsted inspector - he kept returning to Ingrid in shorts. His favourite sexual fantasy: his partner. How dull was he?

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