#KidologyQuotes 44: The only thing that really gave him the horn was the smell of vanilla

#KidologyQuotes 44:

So far as he knew, Jim was the only man in Christendom with no fetishes - a "vanilla", as the disparaging term had it. He had zero interest in diapers, uniforms, troilism, pain, grannies, animals, golden showers or Golden Gate Bridges and understood that meant he was lacking as a human being. In fact the only thing that really gave him the horn was the smell of vanilla.

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