#KidologyQuotes 41: Christmas was approaching, about as welcome as cookie warnings, or a badger in t

#KidologyQuotes 41:

Jim's scrotum appeared to be vying for attention with his sphincter, and so it was with some difficulty that he crouched behind the Bentley in Blair Square. Quite apart from the repayment on his loan, growing at a rate that would make the Greek government blanch, Noah’s nursery fees were due. Added to which, the sudden appearance of coloured lights, bewildering parfum ads and celebrity chefs in bad sweaters reminded him Christmas was approaching, about as welcome as cookie warnings, or a badger in the bath.

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