#KidologyQuotes 37: His gown fell open: the eyes of the Russian bulged. It was all rather indecorous
There was a boom as the Quid's-Inn went up in smoke, causing all the iPods, boom-boxes, wireless speakers, and other drek mankind spends his entire life working to purchase trying to use or trying to get rid of to explode. Ivan flinched and looked over his shoulder. Jim grabbed the gun: the two men began wrestling on the doorstep. This in itself was bad enough but beneath the pink dressing gown Jim was naked. His gown fell open: the eyes of the Russian bulged. It was all rather indecorous.
Then Jim heard a snarling noise. Looking over his shoulder he saw Dog.
"Dog! Here then boy - here boy!"
Dog bounded over. Jim rather hoped he'd attack the Russian, who was about as foreign as you could imagine. Instead, disappointingly, Dog bit down on the stringy stuff protruding from Jim's bottom.