#KidologyQuotes 34: Jim was convinced so-called energy saving devices were part of some Bilderberg-t

#KidologyQuotes 34:

Thunderstruck with his Merlover - courtesy of an obliging architect down the underpass - Jim busied himself with emptying the dishwasher, a long and disappointing process, particularly when the tablet didn’t release or the salt had run out and every single plate needed soaking in soapy water before being reloaded as new towers of dirty plates, armies of cups and glasses, mustered along every available surface...

The more time he spent at home the more Jim was convinced so-called energy saving devices were part of some Bilderberg-type conspiracy to prevent people doing anything nicer. It probably took longer to load the tumble-dryer, check every ten minutes to ensure the water-holder wasn’t overflowing onto plug sockets and tights weren’t aflame than put out stuff on the line beneath darkening skies.

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