#KidologyQuotes 29: He couldn't help thinking the Islamists were missing a trick, with this caliphat

#KidologyQuotes 29:

One of the Somali mums smiled and waved; skin dazzlingly black, mobile tucked between ear and her bright pink Hijab; she was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. He couldn't help thinking the Islamists were missing a trick, with this caliphate business. If they really wanted a black flag over Downing Street why forbid "their" women from dating infidels? If Jim was courting some beauty from Somalia or Bangladesh and she said convert or no rumpy for you he'd be nodding at Mecca and halaling all he could catch within the hour.

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