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#KidologyQuotes 28: On their wedding day he would serve huge buckets of Monster Munch, frozen prawn

Updated: Dec 16, 2023


Bored and famished he looked down at the table. One of the bowls contained misshapen purple objects he recalled as some kind of crisp. Jim picked one up and munched: it was like shaking hands with God. The tomato ones were even more delicious. How had they evaded him for so long? Who needed tzatziki, bloody sun-dried tomato and – most offensive of all – that fishy pink monstrosity that proved beyond doubt that if God did exist he was a malevolent psychopath - taramasalata? On their wedding day he would serve huge buckets of ‘Monster Munch’, frozen prawn rings and lashings of pot noodle.


 

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