#KidologyQuotes 22: Jim's Motorola chirped: he jumped. Caller unknown.

#KidologyQuotes 22: Jim’s Motorola chirped: he jumped. Caller unknown. Possibly one of his creditors; more likely one of those computer-generated calls telling him he'd been paying too much PPI lately that always made him want to run amok with chainsaws.

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