#KidologyQuotes 17: He had been forced to leave Yorkshire after being caught pleasuring himself in l

#KidologyQuotes 17:

Jim suspected it would take more than getting a novel published for Mark to return home with his "head held high". From what he could glean from the internet, he had been forced to leave Yorkshire after being caught pleasuring himself in liquid manure. Well, Jim was no prude, but there was surely no future in that game. Maybe that was why he liked – alright, tolerated - Mark: he was about the only living creature on God’s earth – with the possible exception of the jellyfish– over which he felt superior.

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