#KidologyQuotes 14: Dogging? Jim wouldn't allow Ingrid to see him naked, let alone a monosyllabic ro

#KidologyQuotes 14:

Jim had been saddened to note that the local lover's lane (where he'd never actually managed to bring any girls, not even Julie Johnson, but loved to watch squirrels gambol with their delightful fluffy tails) was now a dogging spot, favoured by long-married couples, white van men and television celebrities.

Jim found the idea disgusting – he wouldn’t allow Ingrid to see him naked, let alone a monosyllabic roofer.

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