With my extensive tabloid experience I can confirm that this morning I sent Davey C and Nicky baby my application for the currently vacant position of Head of Communications at 10 Downing Street.
Obviously, as part of the application process I put forward a number of reasonable and intelligent strategies that in my opinion will help the Coalition get the public onboard at this difficult time.
My main proposals are:
· End duty on alcohol.
· Declare war on Wales.
· Hang Thatcher.
I am convinced that with these strategies in place the whole country can move forward, as one, together. So come on guys, what do you say?
Um – guys..?
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