Mark Liam Piggott

Very funny blog in yesterday’s Guardian by Martin Howard As an unpublished author I thought everything would be plain sailing once I had my first book on the shelves; the journalism commissions would roll in, I’d be free to give up all other forms of work and my biggest worry would be deciding which cravat to wear to the Groucho, where I would challenge my many critics to a duel. Two novels and two years down the line, I’m still stuck; doing jobs I don’t want to do, unable to